Miss Eldersburg Caught Stripping – Stripped of Title

Former Miss Eldersburg in prouder moments

Miss Eldersburg 2005, just three months into her tenure as Eldersburg’s first lady, has been caught stripping and her crown, title, and honor taken as well. Known now only by her real name, Jessie Martin, was caught stripping floors in her mother’s home, a clear violation of her Miss Eldersburg contract. Her contract clearly stipulates that she is to make all of Eldersburg a better place including its environment. The floor stripping she engaged in, and the chemicals she used, clearly degrades the Eldersburg environment. “I was just trying to help my mom get the house in shape before her big Tealights party. We worked hard to get it looking new. I had no idea that I was dealing with such toxic chemicals. That’s the last time I lose a crown over floors.”

The scene of the crime

The stripping came to light when the former Miss Eldersburg casually mentioned to a friend, who was a neighbor of a fellow commission member’s sister, who serves on the Eldersburg Council, that she couldn’t whoop it up last weekend because of the help she was giving her mother. Word soon spread and after interviewing Jessie, as well as a full investigation, the Council had no choice but to strip Jessie of her title and crown.

This was Jessie’s first tenure as Miss Eldersburg and proudly served the Eldersburg community, appearing at basket bingos, and school functions as well as being an advocate for fun in Eldersburg. Jessie is not bitter about the experience and is even using the experience for the positive – she is starting an education program for local beauty queens to understand the subtleties of their duties. She is also working on a book about the experience titled “Confessions of the Accidental Stripper”

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